WARNING: THIS IS INTENTIONAL BAD!FIC! WITH A SELF INSERT, GARY SUE, MARY SUE FEMSLASH KISSING,  BAD SIMILES AND OVERUSE OF WORDS ENDING IN -LY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Title: Wicked McHotpants and Dirk Rockbody Save The Day
Author: duh_i_read 
Rating: G
Spoilers: Brier Rose
Disclaimer: Joss would never write something so bad.
Summery: Dollhouse needed a real ( Read more... )

Title: Tarocchi Appropriati (The Butterfly Dies In L.A. Remix)
Author: duh_i_read 
Fandom: Buffy/Dollhouse
Word count: 1249
Rated: R for mentions of violence
Spoilers: Post Chosen for Buffy, none for Dollhouse.
Summery: There are  stories in the cards.
AN: A remix of the fantastic " The Most Important Kiss He'd Ever Known" for thewhedonland remix challenge. I hope I did ( Read more... )

Title: House of Glass
Author:duh_i_read 
Rating: G
Fandom: Dollhouse
Characters: Original Character
Spoilers: none
Summery: He doesn't ask question, he just does his job. Pre-series.
AN: Written for the whedonland 'hush' challenge and featuring my love of the colored glass panels within the dollhouse itself.

( House of glass )

Title: The Gold Wrapped Box
Author:Ersatz Fiction
Fandom: Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Spike, Original Character, Spike/Dru implied.
Word Count: 607
Summery: It was a joke, surely. Pre-series.
AN: Written for whedonland 's Holiday free for all using the prompt 'Gift Mix Up'. This is the first, non-gift, non-jossvers big bang thing I've done in weeks, ( Read more... )

Title: Cleveland, 2007
Author: Ersatz Fiction
Characters: Faith, Spike, Baby Slayers
Rating: R for swearing.
Word Count: 751
Disclaimer: Not mine 'cause I'm not Joss.
Summery: November 5th: Faith. Spike. Explosions. Snark. Featuring the the inadequacy of the US education system.
AN: Written especially for the whedonland "gunpowder treason and plot" challenge and ( Read more... )

Title: This Wasn't In The Handbook
Author: Ersatz Fiction
Characters: Giles, Anya, Spike
Word count: 300
Rated: Hard R
Warning: Non-graphic non-con in Part 2. That's what Succubus's (Succubi?)do.
AN: Written for monster madness at good__evil using the prompt Succubus. Despite the warning, this is suppose to be amusing.

( This wasn't in the handbook )

Carmilla's party, part 2.

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Title: Carmillia’s Party
Author: Ersatz Fiction
Parings: Darla/Dru
Word count:2166
Rating: R for language, violence and descriptions of femslash vampire style.
Disclaimer: not him.
Spoilers: Tiny ones for 'Angel','Becoming part 2', 'To Shanshu in LA', 'Lullaby', 'Beneath me', 'Chosen', and 'NFA'
Summery: In which Darla attends a party she wishes she hadn’ ( Read more... )

 An attendant in a neat black jacket took his coat and ushered him to a large room on the top floor, where several men and women in evening wear mingled.  He gladly took the glass of Dom offered to him as he swept the room. On his far left, under a grand painting of a foxhunt, a familiar face raised one hand in greeting.

“This is damn near a ( Read more... )